I was in computer class one day, and we were learning a new topic. I had a hard time downloading this information. I guess I just can't compute the data.
—Amber Clark
I visited the web page run by an eye drop company. It was a site for sore eyes.
—SGT Snorkel
Microsoft really took the byte out of Apple.
—The Tim Guy
My automated elevator broke after the first use. It was very anti-climb-'matic.
—The Tim Guy
Talking about the computer makes my mother board.
—Bryan Johnson
If the state of Illinois were to wire all of its computers into one network would it change its nickname to "The LAN of Lincoln?"
—SGT Snorkel
IGES can't understand all these different computer file name extensions.
—The Tim Guy
My false teeth have served me well. They are my indentured servants.
—The Tim Guy
That electric wire pinching tool really crimps my style.
—The Tim Guy
This guy really knew the engine in his car. He could hear every nuance. This guy was a real engine-ear.
—The Tim Guy
I work for an electrical engineer by the first name of Eddie. It is my duty to keep him informed. In other words, I keep Eddie current.
—The Tim Guy
I had to cold boot my computer so many times, I think it now has frost byte.
—The Tim Guy
I took my Saturn to my mechanic. He told me it needed a ring job.
—The Tim Guy
The scull coach invented a mechanical man to be on his team. He called it a row-bot.
—SGT Snorkel
I just bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/ROME burner. I'm still fiddling with the controls.
—SGT Snorkel
The computer geek in Silicon Valley quit his job to drive eighteen wheelers. He had become a semi conductor.
—SGT Snorkel
My satellite radio system isn't working. That is a serious problem.
—SGT Snorkel
That gas pump must be sick. It doesn't fill very good.
—SGT Snorkel
Celestial navigators are Sirius sailors.
—Paronomastic
I only own one portable communication device. It is my sole phone.
—SGT Snorkel
I tried to buy something on the on-line auction but I had trouble gripping my mouse. I had a case of bidder fingers.
—SGT Snorkel
When the American Indian wanted to watch funny videos, he logged onto Ute Tube.
—SGT Snorkel
The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money. It was a taxed message.
—SGT Snorkel
The florist kept up with his friends on Vasebook. The veterinarian logged onto MySpays.
—SGT Snorkel
The destroyer was having trouble locating the submarine. The Captain said, "We will find it sonar or later."
—SGT Snorkel
