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• Q: What do you call it when a Smurf exposes himself?
  A: Blue mooning.
  —Scott R.
  

• I was walking through Smurfland. My clumsy foot stepped on something. I yelled, "Oh, no! Did I Papa Smurf?"
  —April Hodge
  

• The sad smurf was feeling blue.
  —tyler
  

• When I visited the Smurfs, I found out they don't allow smoking. Every time I lit my match, they blue it out.
  —SGT Snorkel
  

• The little blue people believed that if anything could go wrong it would, at the worst possible moment. It became known as Smurfies Law.
  —SGT Snorkel