Be nice to clones. They are people two!
—Adrian Bozzay
The rocket scientists were having a blast!
—Malte
After years of searching for an advanced energy source, the scientists got a nu-clear idea.
—Ryan Quick
All homogenous mixtures are the same.
—Josh Amunrud
Did you hear about the electrical engineer who designed his own pace maker? He likes to say, "Ohm is where the heart is."
—Thomas P. Steigerwald
Did you hear the story about the electrical engineer who quit to become a cowboy? His favorite song was "Ohm, ohm on the Range."
—Thomas P. Steigerwald
The new layman's term for the afterbirth of the placenta is said to be "post-natal drip."
—DuckofWub
The nineteenth-century German physicist took up painting as a hobby. Ohm is where the art is.
—SGT Snorkel
The physics professor asked me how I liked my studies on magnetism. I said, "It's O.K.—I gauss."
—SGT Snorkel
When I visited the sick physicist in the hospital, I asked him how he felt. He said, "Erg, I'm dyne."
—SGT Snorkel
The physicist really loved his wife. He said she was a real joule.
—SGT Snorkel
Our species is the only one that passes its belongings on to its young at death. I guess that proves the saying, "To heir is human."
—SGT Snorkel
The chemist came home from the lab. "I'm tired," he told his wife. "You have too many ions in the fire," she said.
—Peter Schmidt
The geologist looked at the rocks. "Those rocks are ugly, they are not gneiss."
—Peter Schmidt
I told my bone jokes to a biology class. They said, "Don't talus any more."
—SGT Snorkel
Thomas Edison agreed to install light bulbs in the lavatory of the Sioux Nation Building, thus becoming the first man to wire a head for reservations.
—Michael in San Antonio
Scientists have developed an Atomic bomb that is practically invisible—a new clearer device.
—Will Haney
I am very proud of the nature preserve I helped develop. It is a nice ego system.
—SGT Snorkel
The chemist infrequently went to fancy restaurants, but he would reserve a Periodic Table.
—punjab
Opthalmoligist's comedic diversion: Vitreous Humor.
—punjab
When the Navajo student graduated from MIT, his proud father exclaimed, "My son, the injuneer!"
—punjab
The chemistry teacher said that helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon were inert gases. That is no bull.
—SGT Snorkel
I asked my biology professor what protazoans used to move around. He said, "That is a cilia question."
—SGT Snorkel
Some people like bacteriology, some don't. It's a cultural thing.
—punjab
Sub-atomic particles normally behave as expected, although a few have some odd Quarks.
—punjab
That botanist was recognized for his work on legumes. He won the Nobel Peas Prize.
—SGT Snorkel
There is a slight chance of scattered parking meters on the coast today. I was just practicing my meterology.
—The Tim Guy
When dinosaurs collided into one another, these events were known as tyrannosaurus wrecks.
—The Tim Guy
My clone is a very agreeable fellow. He is a reasonable facsimile.
—SGT Snorkel
Atomic chemistry is a real Bohr.
—Joseph Dowd
While there is some debate about how life was created, everyone agrees that Blood was created from inorganic material. It is the classic example of A,B,O genesis.
—SGT Snorkel
Einstein must have believed in reincarnation. His most famous theory was the theory of relivetivity.
—SGT Snorkel
My scientist friend joked that he could create a duplicate of me in his lab. I said, "Quit cloning around."
—SGT Snorkel
The botanist was so scared he peed his plants.
—SGT Snorkel
An accumulator feeling run down. Quite shocking really: used to be a bright spark. The powers that be charged him with battery & put him in a cell, despite putting up resistance. But the circuit judge discharged him as there was no current evidence.
—St Crispun
No matter where I go, I am finding it very easy to find bait for fishing--Another example of global worming.
—SGT Snorkel
I crossed a peanut plant with a small, blue flower. I got a "Forget-Me-Nut."
—SGT Snorkel
Fumes from silos and corn cribs must cause global warming. After all, they are called grainhouse gases.
—SGT Snorkel
The mad scientist cloned a Fraternity member. He made a Phi Beta copy.
—SGT Snorkel
This book about gravity is brilliant. It's impossible to put down!
—Lewis
A scientist did some research on spades, the results were ground breaking!
—Daniel
Q: What's a witches favorites solvent?
A: Hexane.
—Ironic Bonds
Q: What's the only pet allowed in lab?
A: Pipette.
—Ironic Bonds
