The perfect name for a second-hand Sari shop: "Whose Sari Now?"
—Mr. McMahon
The lollipop salesman will soon be fired. He really sucks at his job.
—Bob
Sign says: Broken hearts, half off.
—Hazelbite
On New Year's Day, the tire salesman told me to have a good year.
—Christian Francis Michael Alsis
The tire salesman left Detroit and took a job in Philadelphia working for Goodyear. Now, however, he's contemplating a move back to Michelin.
—Christian Francis Michael Alsis
The suave, articulate, traveling salesman had a girlfriend in each of Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus, and Youngstown. In fact, he boasted that he was Dayton, Ohio.
—Edward Evangelidi
A supermarket recently opened which catered only to females. Their main goal was to safeguard them from overcharges imposed by herbologists and detergent manufacturers. They even had a sign over their scales, "Thyme and Tide weighed for no man."
—punjab
I bought a used printer from Cinderella. It prints charming documents.
—SGT Snorkel
The world's first environmentalist was a Spanish shipbuilder. He offered a fleet of ships to the King of Spain with the following guarantee: "100,000 miles per galleon."\r\n
—John Jaeger
I said some inappropriate words while I was quickly looking at the used car. It was a cursory inspection.
—SGT Snorkel
I asked the giftwrapper what was taking so long....she said, "I'm just about to wrap things up..."
—Jacob
I went to a furniture store for some bedroom items. The saleslady called security when I told her I wanted one night stand.
—ROBERT KORNSTEIN
The greedy angler wanted to make a lot of money from his catch. He was just getting to sell fish.
—Punned It
The shop wanted to get rid of stock, so they had a good buy sale.
—Punned It
Q: Why do soldiers seem so relaxed after they buy things at the store on base?
A: Because it's the calm-issary!
—David R. Yale from BestPuns.com
During the boom days there was a terrible shortage of office supplies and they got very expensive and had to be carefully rationed. It got so bad you had to pay per clip!
—David R. Yale from BestPuns.com
