Arafat? Isn't he in charge of the PLO? Yasir.
—Angie Brumley
Q: Why doesn't Israel listen much to the U.S. anymore?
A: The last time they listened to a Bush, they wandered in the wilderness for 40 years.
—Scott R.
Many years ago: The presidents of Egypt and Israel are about to start peace talks. "Well," says the president of Israel, "Let's Begin." Responds the president of Egypt, "No sooner Sadat than done."
—Eric Unger
The Prime Minister of Israel was asked one day what he was doing on the computer. He replied, "Oh, I'm just nettin' yahoo"
—The Tim Guy
After he was deposed, the Soviet premiere got a job as a cook on an ocean liner. He was the cruise chef.
—SGT Snorkel
Q: Why don't politicans like it when people read the newspaper in the zoo?
A: You might see too much into things when you read between the lions?
—Henry Wyckoff
The leg-amputee turned politician was always out on the stump.
—punjab
Where do conservative English politicians go when they die? Purga-Tory.
—punjab
When the president recently visited a local spa, his comment was, "I'm George Bush, and I approve this of this massage."
—punjab
The Democratic candidate for president has a cousin who sings at a bar in Tulsa. He's known as a Kerry Okie.
—punjab
"I'm having a ball!", said the Queen. "And If I had two I'd be King!" And the King laughed, not because he wanted to, but because he had two."
—Bryan
The government really sticks it to us with income tacks.
—The Tim Guy
The senators justed passed a Bill. His name was Bill Jones and they were on the highway when they passed him.
—The Tim Guy
Would a bird's living quarters in a hippie village be called a commune nest? Would the roster of invitees to a fancy ball be called a social list?
—SGT Snorkel
Congress is thinking about imposing a levy on larger than average clothing. That's terrible! I think x-size taxes are wrong.
—SGT Snorkel
The Army has a new policy for decreasing the number of stray dogs in Iraq. It's called Spay the Curs.
—SGT Snorkel
The new Congress has developed a weather problem - fog and drivel.
—Punjab
If the Chief Executive does something for the first time does it set a president? If some reporters do something for the first time does it set a precedent?
—SGT Snorkel
The dictator went on and on about the lousy neckwear he had received. What a tie rant.
—SGT Snorkel
FDR really hated carnivals. He once said, "We have nothing to fear but fair itself."
—SGT Snorkel
The retired diplomat bought himself a hot tub so that he could finally enjoy whirled peace.
—Rev. What's-His-Name?
Sarah Palin's 17 yr old daughter is having a baby. In fact, there's already a movie in the works... Juneau Two.\r\n
—Tim Rice
The legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all-weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't.
—SGT Snorkel
The coup began while the King was having his picture taken. He was deposed.
—SGT Snorkel
That speech by the President was very boring. No wonder it's called the Staid of the Union Address.
—SGT Snorkel
