The geometry student's test on circles was easy as pi.
—Joe Morris
The concept of planes is over my head.
—The Great Me
Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: A rectangle.
—Amanda Wheatley
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
—Christa
Q: Why can't math majors tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
A: dec25 = oct31.
—Tripper D.
"Square root Of sixteen!" shouted the mathematician, while playing a round of golf.
—Eugene Chang
Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
—Amanda Wheatley
Always wear glasses to Math class. They improve division.
—Donald Frazier
I don't like math. It just doesn't add up.
—Rhonda M. Brewer
The waiter was good at multiplication because he knew his tables.
—Jessie
Don't you hate it when someone talks in circles and then goes off on a tangent? Why can't they be normal?
—ipundit
Dyslexic mathematicians secant straight.
—Jason Siegel
Q: What keeps a square in place?
A: Square roots.
—Jason Siegel
I never see the point in decimals.
—David
The deadbeat math teacher wanted a loan, but first, he needed to find someone who would cosine it.
—SGT Snorkel
It was such a finite for doing my mathematical-analysis computer program.
—The Tim Guy
In order to solve for theta, you first have to get your ducks in a rho.
—C. J. Bullen
Somewhere: Clothing for a mathematician.
—Joseph Leff
Statisticians are men of many means.
—J. Robin Morrow
The Trigonometry professor had secant thoughts about becoming a co-siner.
—punjab
Hear the one about the medic who went berzerk while sedating a patient? He became an irrational number.
—punjab
The mathemetician decided to become an actor since he was good at audition.
—SGT Snorkel
Math teachers have lots of problems.
—Kristina
I've tried subtracting these numbers 50 times and they still don't add up.
—The Tim Guy
The guy could not add; he could only subtract. I guess he was non-plussed.
—The Tim Guy
Mathematicians were very puzzled over the fact that they could not apply a mathematical formula to Al Gore's dance style. They were just not able to derive the Al Gore Rhythm.
—The Tim Guy
Dewey or Dewey not use the decimal system?
—The Tim Guy
While I was in college I was a member of a math study group. It worked out well, except when we tried to make graphs. With so many of us, it was hard to stay coordinated.
—SGT Snorkel
Did you hear about the cubed number that went on trial for murder? His sentence was left up to the powers that be.
—Patch9999
My friend told me the other day that I was just average. I thought that was so mean.
—Rich
Without geometry, life is pointless.
—Rich
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
—SGT Snorkel
Without geometry life is pointless.
—fatima zakria
The statistician attended the dance stag. He couldn't get any data.
—SGT Snorkel
Calculus is a pain in the asymptote.
—Clint Gillespie
Back up your car with integration - it's as easy as reverse deriving!
—Forty-Two
I always prayed during my math tests. One time it worked. I received a sine from above.
—SGT Snorkel
The math compass company said, "We're going to revolutionize our compasses, give them a new spin, and run circles around other math compass companies!"
—emily soifer
There is a mathematician who is a frequent sunbather and often strays from the topic of conversation. He's a real tan gent.
—ken
