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• Wurlitzer and Xerox are teaming up to make reproductive organs.
  —Jason Siegel
  

• My job at the packing plant required me to clean up the waste on the cutting room floor. It was offal.
  —SGT Snorkel
  

• Tailors are not always as good as they seem.
  —Irie K
  

• the man who fell into the upholstry machine is fully recovered.
  —frank
  

• The owner of the roofing company came down with a case of the shingles.
  —The Tim Guy
  

• I knew there was a metal refinery nearby as soon as a drove into town. I smelt it.
  —SGT Snorkel
  

• The retired athlete hired on at a factory and they soon discovered that he could do any job in the plant. He was a jock of all trades.
  —SGT Snorkel
  

• Q: What did Ivory soap say in its ad about doing a good cleaning job?
  A: We're the best white lyes in the soap business.
  —emily soifer
  

• A person who falls into a lens-making machine has made a spectacle of himself.
  —Florida Brad