While being asked what his favorite cartoon was, the policeman saved a woman with a strange device and told his partner to Inspecther Gadget.
—Christian Francis Michael Alsis
The judge said to the convicted pyromaniac, "You kind of people really burn me up."
—Branden Sphar
I hate governments that requires monthly court gathering. Those 30-day trial periods can get annoying.
—Branden Sphar
Police Chief: Where are the stolen TVs and stereos?
Police Officer: It's in the bag.
—Branden Sphar
Suppose you were accused of a crime, but weren't able to appear in court and had to take care of all the proceedings by mail. You'd be undergoing a "trial by flyer."
—Justin
The lawyer did some free work for the Congresswoman from Southeast California. It was done pro Bono.
—SGT Snorkel
My lawyer usually only represents the meanest, nastiest thugs. Everyone says I have taken attorney for the worse.
—SGT Snorkel
My lawyer lifts weights in his spare time. Is that known as power of attorney?
—SGT Snorkel
After the defendant was lectured by the judge for his poor grammatical english structure, he was properly sentenced.
—The Tim guy
Please don't speed. Please obey the law. Please slow down. Please use your blinker. Thank you very much from the Metro Please Department.
—The Tim Guy
That Judge must have attended a private university in Houston. When he entered the court room the bailiff shouted, "All Rice." (Or was that, "Owl Rice?")
—SGT Snorkel
When my friend entered the court room, I motioned to him with my hand so as not to cause a disturbance. I waved my right to be silent.
—SGT Snorkel
The Egyptian Christian was charged with a crime, but he got off with a light sentence. He Copt a plea.
—SGT Snorkel
The first course in Law School covers lie ability.
—SGT Snorkel
I was stopped for having a loud muffler on my car. The officer said, "You have a ride to remain silent..."
—SGT Snorkel
When Leda had to be deposed in a law suit she gave her swan statement.
—SGT Snorkel
When an electrician is on trial, is it held in a circuit court? If convicted, is he grounded?
—Paronomastic
On April Fool's Day, do judges issue gag orders?
—Paronomastic
When a mime goes to court, can he only file motions?
—Paronomastic
If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.
—SGT Snorkel
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
—SGT Snorkel
The lawyer limited the number of falsehoods he told in each case. He only told ten lies per jury.
—SGT Snorkel
The bald Cockney man died intestate. He didn't have any 'airs.
—SGT Snorkel
Coal's law is not usually amenable to miners with a strong appetite.
—Luis
