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  • "'Try before you buy' is a great concept," Tom said prepossessingly.
    —B. Powell

  • "But I don't need to go to a psychiatrist," Tom said unshrinkingly.
    —Kawika Chetron

  • "That fire at the nuclear lab was just short of a crisis," Tom said incidentally.
    —Joan Engelbart

  • "I'm fascinated by the field of forensic entomology," Tom said cryptically.
    —Joan Engelbart

  • "This would make a great hobby," Tom said craftily.
    —Donald Frazier

  • "My family lives in a mobile home," said Tom in a trailing voice.
    —Sally Carreras

  • "I lived in Alabama, Florida, Kentucky and Louisiana," Tom stated.
    —Sally Carreras

  • "I don't like unmarried women," Tom said dismissively.
    —Steve Powell

  • "I wish that couple hadn't split up," Tom said dispairingly.
    —Steve Powell

  • "I wish I had asked for a seat in advance," Tom said reservedly.
    —Steve Powell

  • "Never steal in an Islamic country," Tom said off-handedly.
    —Seaparrot

  • "I'm definitely going camping again," said Tom with intent.
    —Steve Powell

  • "It's much better now we don't have to pay to cross the bridge," Tom extolled.
    —Steve Powell

  • "I should have known he'd want whole grain bread," Tom said wryly.
    —Steve Powell

  • "The pencil line needs to be drawn again," Tom remarked.
    —Steve Powell

  • "What did the Colossus of Rhodes look like?" Tom wondered.
    —Steve Powell

  • "I wonder what it was like, being one of Zeus's daughters," Tom mused.
    —Steve Powell

  • "Are you saying I didn't use the correct container for those liquids?" Tom retorted.
    —Steve Powell

  • "What was the name of that tabloid?" Tom asked Enquiringly.
    —Matthew Hogg

  • "The criminals were escorted down stairs," said Tom condescendingly.
    —David Early

  • " ," he said blankly.
    —Jack Ass

  • "I am so thirsty, I could drink that lake," Tom said dryly.
    —Donald Frazier

  • "Hi everyone, my name is Frank Lee," Tom lied rather frankly.
    —The Tim Guy

  • "I will now aim my bow and arrow at the apple on his head," Tom said with a quiver.
    —The Tim Guy

  • "I don't donate whole organs. I only donate parts of them," said Tom half-heartedly.
    —Christian Francis Michael Alsis

  • "You're not fooling anyone with that rug, Baldy," Tom said dissipatedly.
    —Gray Browse

  • "Darn, I dropped the toothpaste again," said Tom, crestfallen.\r\n\r\n
    —Don Feser

  • "Stop right there," Tom said woefully.
    —Big John

  • "I rather wish I had been under anesthetic for this operation," said Tom openly.
    —Paul Hetherington

  • "Use the cannon!" Tom boomed.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
    —Dov Wolf

  • "I can't talk," said Tom dumbly.\r\n
    —Dov Wolf

  • "There is no electricity," said Tom darkly.\r\n
    —Dov Wolf

  • "This is the life," said Tom, wryly.
    —Oliver Levy

  • "We may be on the same page, but were certainly on different paragraphs", Tom editorialized.
    —The Tim Guy

  • "Thanks, Maria, that was a great night," Tom said, datedly.
    —Incendiary Fluff

  • "I don't know what's south of Tennessee," Tom said understatedly.
    —Incendiary Fluff

  • "I'm sorry. I don't know the name of the Greek god of the sun," Tom apologized.
    —Incendiary Fluff

  • "Nay, nay," Tom said horsely
    —Ed

  • "No, I cannot go, I just finished working out," said Tom firmly.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I'm not dead yet," said Tom stiffly.
    —R. Nelson

  • When the doctor said, "I have to remove your vocal chords," Tom was disenchanted.
    —R. Nelson

  • Upon hearing about an execution, Tom hung around.
    —R. Nelson

  • Tom failed his 2nd attempt at the math exam because he lacked resolve.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I am not cut out for herding sheep," Tom said cowherdly.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I cannot find my niche in life," said Tom loosely.
    —R. Nelson

  • "Do not call me a criminal or a dwarf," said Tom controllingly.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I just cannot stomach the idea of being in the Marines," said Tom as he imagined corporally.
    —R. Nelson

  • "The wind is strong to day," Tom said in disgust.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I do not stink!" Tom fumed.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I am going to reshingle the house," Tom decided.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I am going to America," said Tom moving with stately bearing.
    —R. Nelson

  • "OK, we can take the fast plane," said Tom concordantly.
    —R. Nelson

  • "Alright, I can take another flower," said Tom morosely.
    —R. Nelson

  • "Neither do I want to go by supermarket," said Tom normally.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I know the proper term for a group of lions," Tom said pridefully.
    —R. Nelson

  • "I give up!" Tom said as he gave up.
    —Scott Riehs

  • "May I have another helping of Chef Boyardee?" asked Tom, morosely.
    —LaitkaC

  • "I know every element on the table in the chemistry classroom," Tom would say periodically.
    —SGT Snorkel

  • "I think I'll make some hot dogs for dinner tonight," Tom said frankly.
    —TomWarkoczewski

  • "Who left this knife on the counter?" Tom asked sharply.
    —Tom Warkoczewski

  • "Oh, look at the prisoner escaping down the wall, Tom said condescendingly."
    —Jerry So

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