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  • random precision
    —P. F. Johnson

  • football brain
    —Stuart Mcivor

  • The Great Depression
    —BJ Griffin

  • happily married
    —Old Sam

  • peace-keeping troops
    —Elise

  • men at work; girl power
    —Elise

  • woman driver
    —Craig Moore

  • pop culture
    —Diane Reece

  • extra large briefs
    —Paul Beilman

  • African-American
    —Adnan Zubair

  • tempered enthusiasm
    —Gene Schubert

  • decentralized government
    —Gene Schubert

  • European-American
    —John Mckenna

  • smell good
    —John Mckenna

  • Great Britain
    —John Mckenna

  • exciting baseball
    —Matt Wren

  • smart football
    —Matt Wren

  • short line
    —Matt Wren

  • comfortable desk
    —Matt Wren

  • quick game of monopoly
    —Matt Wren

  • smart drugs
    —Scatmuncher

  • open and shut case
    —punjab

  • criminal justice
    —Gene Schubert

  • random selection
    —Gene Schubert

  • mandatory volunteer work
    —Jazzy-man

  • expect the unexpected
    —Donald Frazier

  • alone together
    —Donald Frazier

  • simple complex
    —Gray Browse

  • difficult facility
    —Gray Browse

  • old Jung
    —Gray Browse

  • flatly impressed
    —Gray Browse

  • a real-live ghost
    —chicken pants

  • Microsoft Works
    —Kevin

  • Good Morning
    —migit_of_truth

  • stunted growth
    —R. Nelson

  • serious Humor
    —R. Nelson

  • political correctness
    —R. Nelson

  • hard-working mn
    —R. Nelson

  • helpful clerk
    —R. Nelson

  • partial total
    —R. Nelson

  • drug fix
    —R. Nelson

  • soundvision
    —R. Nelson

  • Fighting for peace.
    —Atom Church

  • Jumbo Shrimp
    —Lisa

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