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  • The Great Escape, by: C. U. Laiter
    —M. F. Runz

  • Confessions of a Nymphomaniac, by: by E. C. Leigh
    —M. F. Runz

  • I.P. Freely's second book was The Yellow River.
    —Grips

  • Spots on the Mirror, by: I.P. Freely
    —Jason Mills

  • Glass Bikini, by: Seymore Hares
    —J.D. Martinez

  • Dash to the Outhouse, by: Willie Makeit
    —J.D. Martinez

  • I Fell off Mount Everest, by: Eileen Dover
    —Tom Hall

  • Rusty Bedsprings, by: Dr. I.P. Knightly
    —Tom Hall

  • Antlers In the Treetops, by: Who Goosed The Moose
    —RBWatt

  • The Open Kimono, by: Seymour Hair
    —RBWatt

  • My Ten Years In The Saddle, by: Major Ashburn
    —RBWatt

  • The Gentlemen's Handbook of Exquisite Alcohol, by: Al Coholic
    —Melly

  • The Haunted Manor, by: Hugo Phirst
    —Melly

  • Spots on the Wall, by: Whu Flung Poo
    —Anonymous

  • Lettuce Finder, by: Shay D. Dell
    —Susan Jameson

  • The Key to Understanding, by: Wish I. Newther, Reese, N.Y.
    —Susan Jameson

  • Soap is Your Friend, by: Hans R. Dirty, Jr.
    —Susan Jameson

  • The Underwire Bra, by: I. Ripyurtitsov
    —Susan Jameson

  • The Hole in the Mattress, by: Mr. Kim Pleetly
    —Susan Jameson

  • The Sands of Time, by: Florida Beech
    —Grips

  • I Set Myself on Fire and Lived to Tell About It, by: Stu Pidasso
    —Trisha Scott

  • Gotta Boogie, by: Wilma Fingerdoo
    —Trisha Scott

  • China's Overpopulation: by, Wescrewum Young
    —Jamey Claburn

  • Under the Bleachers, by: I.C. Butts
    —Christy Gardner

  • Really Slow Computers, by: Betty Bye A. Nu Juan
    —chrono_cross93

  • How to Really Make Teachers Mad, by: Stan Dup and B. Stu Pid
    —chrono_cross93

  • How to Make All Your Teaches Happy, by: Sid Down and Shu Dup
    —chrono_cross93

  • Monster in My Pants, by: Hugh G. Rection
    —Steve Denton

  • Streetwalkers, by: Ima Hoar
    —Steve Denton

  • Chinese Candy, by: Chu Ng Gum
    —Steve Denton

  • Life in the North West, by: Ory Gunne
    —Malte

  • The Guide to Golden Oldies, by Melody Lane
    —Anonymous

  • Hoover Dam, by: Helen Highwater
    —Anonymous

  • Winning Lawsuits, by: Dewey, Screwem, and How
    —Anonymous

  • Oriental Odors, by: Ling Ling Far Ting
    —RD

  • Real Money!, by Trudeau
    —Malte

  • The Ice Maker, by: Sam Bony
    —Malte

  • Flying High, by: Ima Kite
    —Mixmasta E.

  • Trails in the Sand, by: I.P. Daily
    —Heidi Zibbell

  • Don't Fence Me In, by: Bob Dwyer
    —Rebecca

  • My Close Encounter With Death, by: T. O. Hellenback
    —Rebecca

  • Gone With the Wind, by: Harry Kane
    —Jan Unwin

  • The Way the Cookie Crumbles, by: Mac R. Roon
    —Jan Unwin

  • The Canine World, by: Scott E. Dogg
    —Jan Unwin

  • Children's Games, by: Pat E. Cake
    —Jan Unwin

  • Making Mistakes, by: U. Bluette
    —Jan Unwin

  • The Riot, by: Kay Oss
    —Jan Unwin

  • Kids Will be Kids, by: Nan E. Goat
    —Jan Unwin

  • Leaping Lizards, by: Sally Mander
    —Jan Unwin

  • In a Jam, by: Black Barry
    —Jan Unwin

  • Wildcat's Revenge, by: Claude Balls
    —William G. Lieb

  • The Highway Man's Handbook, by: Rob D. Guy
    —Max

  • Learn To Say No, by: Ira Fuse and Ida Whana
    —Robert Adair

  • Improving Your Potency Without Viagra, by: Eric Shun
    —Robert Adair

  • Improving Your Memory, by: Ben Thair and Don Thatt
    —Robert Adair

  • Exotic Dancing Made Easy, by: Oliver Closeoff
    —Robert Adair

  • Own Your Own Business, by: Fran Chise
    —The Tim Guy

  • Stomach problems, by: Anne Tassid
    —The Tim Guy

  • My Life As a Female Soldier, by: Milly Terry
    —The Tim Guy

  • Chinese Law Made Easy, by: Sue Yoo
    —S E Longley

  • Lines in the Sand, by: Peter Draggin
    —Tyler Harman

  • Guide to Outdoor Seating, by: Paddy O'Furnicha
    —Mike Stern

  • Keeping Out of Jail, by: Lei Ying Low
    —Mark007

  • How to Curb the Cravings, by: Mustafa McMeal
    —Alicia Kimmel

  • Kinds Of Deodorants, by: Harry Pitt
    —Glen Johnson

  • Twenty Miles in the Saddle, by: Eurasmus B. Black
    —DoorsFan201

  • Any Gota Razor, by: Ima Shavin
    —Hoot

  • Welcome to Hell, by: Sinjin U. Rassov
    —Gray Browse

  • The Incompetent Bullfighter, by: Gordon Bluddy
    —Sylvia Viridian

  • The Big Dipper, by: Count Stellations
    —Aizan

  • Hitch Hiking, by: Homer Bust
    —chicken pants

  • Cooking Chicken The Right Way, by: Sam & Ella
    —JT Mack

  • How to Modify a Noun, by: A. J. Tiv
    —SGT Snorkel

  • She's a Brick House, by: Anita Mason
    —A Punny Guy

  • Avid Readers, by: Paige Turner
    —A Punny Guy

  • The Best Mosses, by: Peter Gould
    —A Punny Guy

  • Nowhere to Sit, by: Hugh J. Ness
    —A Punny Guy

  • If I Only Had a Brain, by: Sarah Belle M.
    —A Punny Guy

  • Living with Gas, by: Ben Tuten
    —A Punny Guy

  • In the Ghetto, by: I. M. Black
    —A Punny Guy

  • The Language of Life, by: Ian Glisch
    —A Punny Guy

  • Class Clown, by: Indie Hall
    —A Punny Guy

  • Enigma, by: Mr. E
    —A Punny Guy

  • A History of Urinals, by: Dick Trickle
    —david fernandez

  • Oh, how I Hate Spiders, by: Eric Nafobia
    —Pam Bell

  • Everyone Hates Me, by: Perry Noid
    —Pam Bell

  • Italian Cooking, by: Lynn Gweenie
    —Pam Bell

  • Do You Hear Chimes, by: Isabel Ringin
    —SGT Snorkel

  • Hemorrhoids are a Pain, by: Stan Dinup
    —R. Nelson

  • Why I Hate You, by: Ann Tipathy
    —SGT Snorkel

  • Down With Government, by: Ann Arky
    —SGT Snorkel

  • I Was a Justice of the Peace and an Undertaker, by: Marion N. Berrian
    —SGT Snorkel

  • Making Art With Knots, by: Mack Ramy
    —SGT Snorkel

  • Antlers In The Treetops, by: Whogoose Themoose.\r\n\r\n
    —Ron Chapmon

  • Hole In The Mattress, by: Mr. Completely
    —Ron Chapmon

  • The Horse that Could Run Fast, by: Betty Winns
    —Donald Frazier

  • Aches and Pains, A joint effort by: Arthur Ittis and Bruce Ittis
    —Donald Frazier

  • To Lead a Parade, by: Marcia Long
    —Donald Frazier

  • Be Ye Prepared and Why You Need Insurance, by: Justin Case
    —Donald Frazier

  • A Creek in the Back, by: Lum Beggo
    —Donald Frazier

  • A Deal with the Devil, by: Thelma Thoul
    —Donald Frazier

  • Looking Around, by: Isac Hugh
    —Donald Frazier

  • Left-Overs, by: Lee Vings
    —Donald Frazier

  • How to be a Winner, by: Vic Torie
    —Donald Frazier

  • I Knew Tennessee Ernie Ford', by: P. Picker
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Airplane Spotter, by: Ray Darr
    —Donald Frazier

  • Sweet Dreams, by: Betty Bye
    —Donald Frazier

  • Taxi in China, by: Ricky Shaw
    —Donald Frazier

  • Dried Grapes, by: Ray Zunns
    —Donald Frazier

  • I've Got an Idea, by: Bryan Storm
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Pool Shark, by: Bill Yerds
    —Donald Frazier

  • Take Care of that Cold, by: Hank Kercheif
    —Donald Frazier

  • Greetings!, by: Howie Doin
    —Donald Frazier

  • Where is the Restroom?, by: Don D. Hall
    —Donald Frazier

  • I Went to the Moon, by: Ester Nott
    —Donald Frazier

  • I was an Avon Lady, by: Bell Ringer
    —Donald Frazier

  • Peek-A-Boo, by: Isaac Hugh
    —Donald Frazier

  • A Fish Story, by: Iva Gill
    —Donald Frazier

  • I Can't Talk Now, by: Lauren Gittis
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Glutton, by: I. Etta Lotte (Well, you asked for my full name. . .)
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Cheaper Spread, by: Marge Erin
    —Donald Frazier

  • Rediscover America, by: May Flower
    —Donald Frazier

  • Life After Fifty, by: Ben Gay
    —Donald Frazier

  • Ghost Stories, by: Ima Fraid
    —Donald Frazier

  • Fifty Leg and Thigh Exercises, by: Charlie Hause
    —Donald Frazier

  • I Was an Indian Steaker, by: Running Bear
    —Donald Frazier

  • Is This Love?, by: Midas Welby
    —Donald Frazier

  • Around the Mountain, by: Sheila B. Cummin
    —Donald Frazier

  • Early One Morning, by: R.U. Upjohn
    —Donald Frazier

  • A Puddle on the Floor, by: Ruifus Lekin
    —Donald Frazier

  • Alphabet Soup, by: Abe Eacy
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Big Poker Game, by: Lotta Luck
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Burglary, by: Jimmy D. Locke
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Quail, by: Bob White
    —Donald Frazier

  • Tug O' War, by: Paul Harder
    —Donald Frazier

  • Who Killed Cock Robin?, by: Howard Ino
    —Donald Frazier

  • In the Thickets, by: Barry Bush
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Flu is Going Around, by Andy Hassette
    —Donald Frazier

  • Child Brides, by: Mary Young
    —Donald Frazier

  • Not so Buggy Any More, by Lester Mites
    —Donald Frazier

  • That's Just Fine, by: Vera Nize
    —Donald Frazier

  • Hop Scotch, by: Skip A. Lott
    —Donald Frazier

  • Over the Top, by: Wallace High
    —Donald Frazier

  • After a While, by: Crockett Dial
    —Donald Frazier

  • Miner 49'er, by: Goldie Digger
    —Donald Frazier

  • Deep in Debt, by: Owen A. Lott
    —Donald Frazier

  • Giddi Up!, by: Horace Rider
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Medium, by: Clara Voient
    —Donald Frazier

  • He Wore Big Shoes, by: Claude Hopper
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Man with One Leg, by: Iyneda Crutch
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Doctor's Waiting Room, by: Hugh Arnext
    —Donald Frazier

  • Ups and Downs, by: Ella Vadder
    —Donald Frazier

  • Don't be a Slow Poke, by: Harry Up John and R.U. Common
    —Donald Frazier

  • He Doesn't Work Weekends, by: Daisy Hassoff
    —Donald Frazier

  • What is the Answer?, by: Ella F. Iyno
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Church is on Fire, by: Holly Smoke
    —Donald Frazier

  • Mustard or Ketchup?, by: Howard U. Likette
    —Donald Frazier

  • Backyard Barbeques, by: Charlotta Franks
    —Donald Frazier

  • Stop! Look!, by: Ann Lissen
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Wall Climber, by: Ivy Vine
    —Donald Frazier

  • That's Crazy, by: Eura Nutt
    —Donald Frazier

  • Why Should I Walk?, by: Iona Carr
    —Donald Frazier

  • I Like Frog Legs, by: I Etta Hopper
    —Donald Frazier

  • Way Far Away, by: Miles Togough
    —Donald Frazier

  • Baker Man, by: Patty Kake
    —Donald Frazier

  • Gotcha!, by: April Fuel
    —Donald Frazier

  • A Man Called Popeye, by: Ollie Voil
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Itchy Scalp, by: Dan Druff
    —Donald Frazier

  • Stupid Cow Jokes, by: Bo Veen
    —Donald Frazier

  • East Coast, West Coast, by: Miles Aparte
    —Donald Frazier

  • How Did You Get Rich?, by: Robbin Banks
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Tightwad, by: Penny Pincher
    —Donald Frazier

  • Any Dummy Can, by: Count Toten
    —Donald Frazier

  • The "Show-Me State," by: Miss Ouri
    —Donald Frazier

  • Southern-Fried Chicken, by: Ken Tucki
    —Donald Frazier

  • The Loud Speaker, by: Mike Raphone
    —Donald Frazier

  • Land of the Free, by: Homer D. Brave
    —Donald Frazier

  • Beef It Up, by: Teri Yaki
    —Donald Frazier

  • I Ride Wild Horses, by: Buck A. Roo
    —Donald Frazier

  • Trick or Treat, by: Hal O'Ween
    —Donald Frazier

  • Intoxicated, by: Ima
    —Donald Frazier

  • Naughty, Naughty! by: Willie B. Goode
    —Donald Frazier

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