The man seemed to be getting awful violent during the electric dryer installation. I guess he was just venting.
The shopper was upset when he learned that it was impossible a buy a single disposable rag. If only they were pay per towel.
The man with the boring personality has a huge debt at the bedding store. I wonder how much the pillows.
The member of royalty hid the embarrassing letter by asking his servant to sit on it. The bottom of a dresser is as good a place as any to hide documents.
The terrorists could not decide what member of the council to kidnap, so they took a Poll.
It seems very strange that the man with the seeing eye dog insists on carrying around the drinking tumblers that his daughter bought for him. Isn't it more traditional for a blind person to wear son glasses?
My blind date with the secretary didn't work out. She wasn't my type.
"Weight up!" screamed the fat man as he chased after the bathroom scale.
The poor misunderstood man wrote the word "initiative" on the window of his room with opaque ink. I would never be able to see the world through his i's.
The gay man wished to visit the night club. He would need a mandate to do so.
The mortician used my favorite table cloth to cover the coffin. It was very apalling.
A group of terrorists threw a barrage of balances at their helpless victims. Needless to say, a mass occurred.
That shepherd is being awfully rude—I know he heard me.
The true father of the child was clearly a parent.
When the plumber went on strike, the home owner was forced to toil it.
That's a glass eye? Why, I didn't real eyes.
I don't want to rush this haircut decision. Give me a day or two to mullet over.
The white-supremacist transvestites held a sprinting conference at the convention center. Obviously, they weren't aware of the illegal nature of public drag race assemblies.
In can always count on receiving pointless, sarcastic comments from the pun gent.
The old man could not urinate at sea. He was in continent.
The torturer's roof-top workshop caused the innards of several ladies to spill onto his lawn. Next time, he should gutter.
Tarzan's conjoined, twin cousins wore a cobra.
The Unic's operating system had been removed.
