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• The left no-left-turns-lane was rumored to be full of pot holes, but it seemed all right to me.

• This particular set of directions do not tell me how to get to the tunnel. It seems that they are abridged.

• The boat's engine was frozen solid. Yes, the captain had experienced many hardships.

• I drove my Ford Explorer over a bed of hot rocks. Surprisingly, the fire stones did not cause a problem.

• Any joke about the Titanic would have to be a one-liner.

• Sometimes small scuffles over vacation plans can cause travel agents to resort to violence.

• My inexpensive new sports car was not built out of composite materials. It was a steel.

• I figured out why many railroads give lousy service—all of their engineers are in training.

• Increased aircraft traffic can lead to Boeing runways.

• You want me to erect the sail-post? But, you're the master.

• Don't bother moving the couch to the left side of the boat. It's not port able.

• Runnin' with the Devil has been know to cause covered vehicles used by tradesmen for the transportation of light goods to fall from the sky. Seek shelter if you notice this type of Van Hailen.