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• These electronic file are ridiculous. I can't find the information that precedes the "E" files. . . Wait a minute. . . Now I CD.

• After being told about my friend's new typing program, I calmly responded, "Word."

• Someone should try to cheer up that space bar. It looks depressed.

• My computer class dragged on for hours. I was so keyboard.

• If you drop a computer on your foot, it megahertz.

• Oh no! My calculator won't stop graphing this function. Where's the stop sine?

• If computer labs had grass floors, someone would have to mowdem.

• I placed my new web page, which was quite good, on a list of top sites. Some would say that I single handedly raised the toplist bar.

• The animated website was a bit too Flashy for me.

• No, I don't care to buy the internet application. I'm just a browser.

• The Meir mention of a new space station seemed ridiculous.

• Satan recently fired his computer programer. He must have neglected the rules on syn tax.

• My android friend may seem to be a self-sufficient despiser of the metric system, but he's very much pro gram.