The delivery person was too weak to carry the light producing devices to the heavy-weight boxing competition. We could really use some light-weight matches.
I said to my track coach, "Stop watching me."
It's foolish to do your American history homework during the baseball game. Everyone knows that Europe.
This horse is a nightmare! She hasn't won a single day race yet.
The woman named her sculpture of the Mets' ballpark, "The Old Ball Game." Is that clay Shea or what?
It's very uncommon for two archers to have the same score. Everyone knows that bow ties went out of style years ago.
When the baseball enthusiast got stuck in the washing machine, no one seemed to care. Most people prefer air conditioners to gyrating fans.
Olympic high jumpers are forbidden from competing under the influence of marijuana. The Sydney games could have been ruined by an infestation of grasshoppers.
At halftime, the basketball court housed a chicken drinking contest. Whoever sank the most fowl shots was the winner.
The pastries that we had prepared to celebrate our baseball victory would not be eaten, due to lack of a good batter.
When the golfer missed the fairway, she was faced with a rough shot.
The gangster decided to store his tennis accessories in haphazard piles. His racketiering scheme was doomed to fail.
My skateboarding teacher liked to keep to himself. He taught an introvert course.
The frustrated golfer used course language.
The racecar driver's wheels finally wore out. Maybe it's time to retire.
When the hockey player was traded to the Devils, he was given a New Jersey.
The disciplined archers stood in a row.
On windy days, the basketball player's hair blew to-and-fro.
I can't chew gum while batting, for in stance.
The crustacean had trouble throwing the ball long distances. He was just a lobster.
Take a Karate class—just for kicks.
This version of the paralympics does not allow competitors to compete who have already had their severed arms and legs reattached. This is only the pre-limbs.
The current single-season home-run champion would never invest in baseball cards. Everyone know that Barry Bonds.
The illegal touchdown pass was quite offensive.
The figure skater's sparkly costumes were stored out of sequence.
That woman will never become enthused about Tuesday's soccer game by injesting excess salt. Someone needs to pep her.
