The school awards cabinet was slowly rotting away. It was a case of atrophy.
Students who write research papers outdoors lack incite.
Maybe high school students wouldn't have to take the SATs if the College wasn't so Board.
My language teacher said that I pronounced my E's to softly. If only I had filled in my test with a Sharpie.
The six-year-old orphan became very upset when his classmates asked him about his father. First graders should never be given pop quizzes.
I don't know why my friend insisted on taking the late test without wearing any cosmetics. Everyone knew that it was a makeup test.
If I get into a car accident and hit my head, I might get to miss some school. Wouldn't that be swell?
The University of New England is my Maine choice for college.
Why did the speaker at our graduation spend an hour comparing our class to cement? I'm so mortarboard.
My crazy teacher spent two hours discussing writing implements. Suffice it to say, I'm chalkboard.
Why did you bother telling the college application committee about your research project on the function of kidneys? Everyone knows that urine.
It was impossible to get my book report done during napkin-placement class. Overlapping activities always seemed to cause me trouble.
The clumsy student tripped over his feet in the dark room. I don't think that he was very bright.
My calculus teacher marked me absent. I guess she didn't here me.
The male college students requested permission to leave early from their class on the reproductive system of flowers. Their teacher responded by saying, "Stamen."
Southern history teachers have a habit of understating the affects of the Civil War.
Seeing our college sleeping quarters were infested with insects, we were forced to leave them dorm ant.
My Latin exam emphasizes both the ablative and the vocative. This is most definitely the worst-case scenario.
So what if you attended door-keeping college? You won't get hired in a foreign country unless you pass port.
I expected you to speak out against the ban on assessments. I know that you are pro test.
The holistic algebra teacher required every student to keep a natural log.
I don't need to bring my evening carriage to philosophy class. I have a Des cartes.
I want to buy my friend from Penn State a stuffed mascot. Nitt any lions lately?
The essay doesn't reflector true feelings about contraptions designed to reflect light.
I usually won't impersonate a high-school student without my water bottle, but maybe this time I can teen.
