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• The low price of the land made me suspicious. I didn't want to get stuck with a useless con tract.

• I tried to be persuasive, but the street vendor remained understandably warey.

• That lecture given by the mattress salesman was ridiculous. Are you as headboard as I am?

• The paraplegic salesman struggled to pedal his bicycles.

• The collectibles salesman sold me a fake Darth Vader action figure. Why did I let him sell me the Jedi faux?