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• The priest couldn't speak about the man's golden skin color. He refused to Saytan.

• Those aren't your purple vestments. Who Lent them to you?

• The Gospel writer, whose work met with much controversy, was a Marked man.

• The liturgy seemed all rite to me.

• The priest used a Massive chalice.

• The lazy Pagan was accused of having idol thoughts.

• Jesus Christ had a stable home life.

• The priest hadn't set out to use the communion table, but was soon forced to altar his plan.

• The compulsive bible-burner had a Luke-warm disposition.

• The health spa hired a church-going parasite to keep tabs on their clients. The whole ordeal was quite thorough pew tic.

• There are several phases to our Christmas preparation. It's quite Advent ages.

• During his college years, God spited idol-worshiping Egyptian restaurateurs by eating copious amounts of Ra men.