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• The Presidential limo veered into on-coming traffic after skidding through a pile of rock salt. Following the lethal crash, the Vice President was exsalted.

• Why would the vote count if only part of the chad is dislodged? I thought that we were supposed to count punch wholes.

• Presidential debates are commonly violent and full of Gore.

• Tom Daschle and George Bush approved the building of a navy bipartisanship.

• The Civil Rights demonstrators boycotted McDonalds as a protest to their disenfranchisement.

• I propose to put an end to war though a series of high profile, diplomatic luncheons. I don't think that they need to happen simultaneously, though. We'd be better off if they occurred peace meal.

• Most members of the local government are navy men. They congregate at town ship meetings.

• Those votes have been counted incorrectly. I will seek retallyation.