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• When I saw that the chunk of dirt and grass was upset, I asked, "Why are you so sod?"

• When the tractor trailer plowed into the maple tree, it brought about a rerooting nightmare.

• I knew that the view out my window would not always show that barren-looking tree. Some day it would leaf.

• The silly girl tripped over a maple tree. What a sappy thing to do!

• In order for the photograph to look realistic, the red flowers needed to be sprinkled with water. Unfortunately, my color blind assistant had no idea what to dew.

• Do not construct the matrimony altar from the branches of a pointy-leafed berry tree. Holly wood marriages never last.

• My elevated garden rose up.

• Quote the maple tree on the arrival of spring: "I'm so releaved."