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  • The musician was band from his favorite club.

  • My homemade cassette player jammed up when I tried to play music from my favorite sixties British pop band. I'm still trying to work the Kinks out.

  • Always write your music notes in black ink—for good measure.

  • Robert Plant led Zeppelin.

  • When asked who sang the song "Limelight," the man responded, "Don't Rush me."

  • The percussion player could not understand the sheet music. There were too many different cymbals.

  • In the eighties my buddy purchased a rubber fastening device bearing the picture of a rabbit on it. Hare bands have lost popularity since then.

  • The new record by the former member of Pink Floyd failed to make the top 100. I guess uncharted Waters inhibit sails.

  • The man was devastated when his favorite rock album was stolen. If only there was some way to prevent Petty theft.

  • Our bass guitarist used up every one of the strawberries. Why did he insist on jamming all day long?

  • What kind of sick musician would play a b-sharp? It's just not natural.

  • The Musician's guitar wire broke. I knew that the recording process was going to take a while.

  • Although I asked for a new Pink Floyd album for Christmas, I felt a bit uncomfortable with my friends Meddling in my CD collection.

  • You really shouldn't have wakened the record executive. He never appreciates a nap stir.

  • Ricky Martin is a great swimmer—it seems that he's naturally flambuoyant.

  • I wouldn't recommend using fake smoke for the alternative-rock concert. It might irritate the Weezer.

  • It seems that Honest Abe was a big fan of the rap-rock genre. The question is, when attending a concert, where did Linkin Park?

  • Who's your pick for best guitar player?

  • The well-versed musician refrained from singing.

  • The horrible song about cleaving furry aliens was written in the Tribble cleft.

  • Before finding the magnetically-coded section of the bell choir's demo tape, we would have to locate their ring-leader.

  • The Aboriginal glee club performs a variety of coral music.

  • How does The Fresh Prince clean his large latrine? Big Willie style, of course.

  • Every member of last year's show is rechoired to sing again.

  • In order to determine the number of albums of a certain heavy metal band that were possessed by the inventor of the dirigible, I will have to Count Zeppelin.

  • Pete Townshend was not the first person to distribute quantities of the smallpox vaccine. I'm talking about my Jenner ration.

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