If I had only been wearing boxing gloves, the carton would not have given me a paper cut.
When the flag carrier disgraced our organization, we had no choice but to banner.
Could we really blame the hurricane for all of the broken glass? Realistically, how much can a wind owe?
Some people like to climb stairs; others prefer to use climbing devices composed of two vertical sides connected by horizontal pieces. I am partial to the ladder.
Some daze I just can't seem to focus.
At the time, putting an air-conditioning unit in the store room didn't seem like such a hot idea.
The contractor hired a group of soldiers to build the military prison. It was an effective use of brig aid.
Frankly, I took offence to the entire yard enclosure.
Screams rose up from the crowd of students. As they raised their writing utensils into the air, their penchant for protest became clear.
Santa Claus is presently occupied.
The main hall is closed—we'll just have to wing it.
This triangular decoration lacks a slogan. Who can we hire to pen it?
One must be taught how to remove slack from rope.
The carpenter shuddered at the thought of exposed windows.
The classic Greek murderer was put on death ro.
The military chaplain was chosen to pilot the wor ship.
How do you expect to proliferate the species by keeping your fence locked? It's time to prop a gate.
The gray roll was inducted into the tape hall of fame.
We need to rehearse for the second funeral procession.
The air-cooling device was conditionally guaranteed.
You should have sent the letter to my mail box, which was housed in a temporary shelter. Your shipping system was not very PO-tent.
My street looks like a garbage dump, litter ally.
The young college girl didn't know what to carry with her to the night-time Mardi Gras celebration. I suggested that she flash light.
Walking in the circle was utterly pointless.
Roll down this hill—if you are so inclined.
My roof leaks—due to a lack of good ceiling.
Hard-wood is unacceptable. Please show me a more rugged floor covering.
Telemarketers should write out their sales scripts phone etiquettely.
Calm ocean in the morning, build a mooring. . . I think that's what the sea ment.
That nice steam-roller-operator is such a flatterer.
The body guard expected someone to mock his employer's pocket book. He waited patiently for the crowd to dis purse.
I hear that strangers are living your basement. Of course, these are only roomers.
The New Orleans college student—who's father was a contractor—payed for her beads with roof flashing.
Due to the lazy nature of disposable pens, I constantly find myself—in all places and at all times—saying to my ink-filled employees, "You, Bic. Quit us!"
Never build model people close to the ocean. You might lose your sand dolls in the waves.
I need to purchase a barrel of translucent petroleum. That garbage I bought earlier was just too OPEC.
The conceited watch was a bit clocky.
You're appreciative that I was able to scare all the males out of town? No, don't men shun it.
Don't contaminate the sewer system with Neosporin. You see, I'm very antiseptic tank.
When the homosexual noticed me staring, I averted my gays.
So you can drive a car, but what do you have to chauffeur it?
My stock broker seems to be addicted to the eternal principle of the universe that transcends reality and is the source of being, non-being, and change. Damn that Tao jones!
It is currently impossible to see through the walls of my house, but if my lottery numbers are picked, I'll win dough.
