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• My ear problem grew worse each day. It seemed to wax daily.

• How could the bingo player have gotten cancer? Her last checkup was B-9.

• I had to laugh when the boy broke his upper arm. It was very humerous.

• Comatose patients are prone to bed sores.

• I refuse to believe that my new lasso is contaminated with a tropical parasitic disease. I will hear no more of these crazy rumors concerning malariat.

• When the curious patient inquired as to how his colonoscopy would be administered, the doctor spoke of going "In through the out door." The patient responded: "Anal! O gee."

• Leave it to the Secretary of State to find a cure for intestinal cancer. He's my colon pal.