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• I believe that the scribe had the write of way.

• The story about the missing tract of land would never sell. There was no plot.

• The new book was a novel idea.

• For some people, Crisis situations lead to excess Paine.

• You say, "Your love was a trio of golf players?" Why, I never met a four.

• The depraved poet is paid perverse.

• Theater of the Absurd? Well, Al bee!

• Lady Macbeth entered the hospital carrying the wounded villain from Die Hard. Everyone could see the blood on her Hans.