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• My attorney could not relie on the second polygraph.

• I could not understand why my attorney insisted on wearing clothes that were out of style. This was not a leisure suit.

• My lawyer carried the evidence in a leather box, as he knew this would be a briefcase.

• When the prosecutor failed to nail the man for copyright infringement, his book case fell apart.

• The fraction chart was not integral to my lawyer's case.

• My client asked that I charge for each law suit individually. I chose not to persue.

• The crooked psychologist was paid per jury.

• When two single people who have been given power of attorney over several prominent citizens—but cannot currently remember their gambling losses for the 2001 fiscal year—meet, they have no choice but to proxy mate.