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• The coastal vassal took up serfing as a hobby.

• I was not able to book a room at the Treaty of Versailles theme hotel. Next time I'll make Lodge Reservations.

• That crazy teacher crossed the line when he asked me to give the name of an eighteenth-century German philosopher. Everyone knows that I. Kant.

• I can't believe that my history teacher required me to give an oral report on The Ecclesiastical History of the English People. Did you see the Bedes of sweat?

• Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.

• The American armored division displayed a Pattonted new maneuver while marching across France.

• Why would the Civil War reenactors be cold? I thought that they were going to blank it.

• The Third Annual Adam Smith Carnival was staffed by a group of idlers. What a lazy fair!

• Teddy Roosevelt was a bit distrusting of big business.

• In times of boredom, Julius Caesar Romed about.

• As a high school student, Lenin was obsessed with his Marx.

• I'm clueless when it comes to the life of Henry VIII. Someone needs to Tudor me.

• This prehistoric legend—designed to cloak the real or state of affairs—has no basis in fact. Its storyteller must have had some reason to create the pretext.