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• I could see right through the boy scout's lie when he told me that he could tie shear lashings.

• What's knot to like about rope?

• The Polish man accompanied the hiker on his trip. Fishing Poles can make any camp out more enjoyable.

• When the Boy Scout misbehaved, he was given fourty lashings.

• The lumberjack kept a daily log.

• I know why our lantern doesn't work. It's been dismantled.

• I asked Santa for a Eureka tent. Knowing that I had misbehaved, he decided to send the Cole man.

• I admired the Swiss Army Knife with a certain amount of awl.

• You want me to climb Mount McKinley with a group of farmers, whose specialty is the production of seeds from various species of leguminous plants, in my pack? I can't carry beaners.

• Our tent purchase was not something to be taken lightly—there was much at stake.

• You want to incinerate my periodical with a rugged, machined-aluminum illuminator? But, will the Mag lite?

• The back-woods trails are represented by dotted lines. . . or so the legend goes.

• When climbing rocks, the woman always wore her mountain earring.