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• It is believed by some that residents of the Great Lakes region use improper English. The people saying this must be unfamiliar with the ways of a diction Erie.

• The map maker used Macedonia to cover up the Greece spot.

• No, I did not try to jump off of the Golden gate Bridge. Instead, I fell Tower.

• As our boat began to cross the Northern-Pennsylvania lake, an Erie feeling came over me.

• Looking at this chocolate map of Eastern Europe makes me Hungary.

• You want to take a trip to a group of islands located twenty-eight miles west-south-west of Land's End, Cornwall? That seems a bit Scilly to me.

• Nebraska is a bit too plain for me.

• The city planner who was hired to design Washington D.C. capitalized on the country.

• Shore, you can go to the beach.

• So, who's going to oversea this trip to Europe?

• Answering the last question wrong, I was denied my citizenship to Finland. I was so close to being finished!

• The crafty cement salesman managed to scam several residents of the Greek island. I can't believe that his concrete scheme worked.