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• The gambler asked the chefs to stop delaying the vegetable-slicing contest. He would not stand for waited dice.

• What's the big deal with extra playing cards?

• The lonely chess player asked that his mail order bride be wrapped in plastic. He was tired of stalemates.

• My friends and I always use fruit instead of chips when we play poker. Last week I won with two pear.

• The two of spades ended his amateur career yesterday. Everyone knew that he would prodeuce.

• With a hand full of spades, I was able to flush away my poker debts.

• I watched closely as the spokesperson for a popular party-word-game ad-libed his statement.

• The book, 101 Games to Play with Famous Actors, lacked a Price tag.

• Our new board game expressly prohibited the use of the traditional, periphery, yellow condiment. Perhaps I can substitute kernel mustard.