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  • The rotten bananas were very unappealing.

  • To find out what type of nut to eat, I checked my weekly Planter.

  • The birthday cake, which was made in the shape of an apartment, was a bit too suite for me.

  • I can't seem to find the beef aisle. Can you steer me in the right direction?

  • Frankly, I'm amaized that we sold any corn.

  • The baker's father was deeply disappointed that his son spent his days loafing around.

  • I used to work at the sugar packaging factory. Then my position was dissolved.

  • No one puts tropical fruit in pies anymore. It's a dated technique.

  • Sure, the grocery store clerk can sell meat. But will he produce?

  • I did not want to spill jelly on my mattress. It was too hot to sleep with a bed spread.

  • There's nothing grate about sliced cheese.

  • I tried desperately to make a loaf of wheat bread, but the whole thing went arye.

  • How are the blue centers put into breath mints? Why, they are incerted, of course.

  • Eating should never make you sad, unless it is a mourning meal.

  • "These meatballs taste like seafood!" Yes, there is something very fishy about this whole situation.

  • The dependent rolling pin said to the dough, "I knead you."

  • Spilling tacos all over his jacket, the chef was forced to remove it and cook chili.

  • I'll consider bringing cupcakes to the party—once I find out who the Hostess.

  • I need some new shocks for my meat truck. The ride is getting to be a bit jerky.

  • Ketchup on hot dogs? I can hardly relish the thought.

  • Out of modesty, the young sunbather covered her body with a thick vegtable mixture. She received a purée tan.

  • McDonald's has a new "Comet Burger." I still think that Wendys' sandwiches are meteor.

  • This meat-and-cheese shop lacks the needed eastern flavor. You'll have to build a New Delhi.

  • The Mexican chef, living in Australia, prepared reef-dried beans.

  • Extraterrestrial jerky tend to be rather Chewie.

  • How dare you watch fellow students snack on small pieces of marshmallow birds. You've been told to peep whole.

  • My spoon full of snow peas keeps shaking. I guess I'll have to try pod.

  • The poker player couldn't believe that he had lost the hand with three aces. Where would he find sole ace?

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