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• The Mike Myers movie Wayned in popularity.

• John Cleese was injured while using the toilet. Luckily, it was just a flush wound.

• I watched Hot Shots! with the television brightness level set at "10." It was a bit too Sheen for me.

• If Hannibal Lecter took a hike though the woods, would he leave his victims hanging en trails?

• Obie-Won-Kinobe was afraid of the small feline. Light saber toothed tigers can be intimidating.

• Keanu Reeves learned Kung Fu for The Matrix. He was just a Neo fight.

• You want me to hurl a piece of sheet music, outlining soprano vocals, at Adam Sandler, star of The Water Boy? I have no choice but to use a treb Bouche.

• Vikings prefer to catch fish with Hitchcock Films. Of corse, there are other Norman Bates.

• It's not a very good idea to build a solar-powered robot to police property in the vicinity of the actor who portrayed Oskar Schindler in Steven Spielberg's black-and-white masterpiece. Therefore, I will volunteer to patrol Liam.