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• When my father left on vacation, he told me to study the Spanish word for city. I responded, "I'll ciudad."

• My mother's grandfather gave me one hundred dollars. Isn't he great?

• I have a crazy family, relatively speaking of course.

• I received a thousand-dollar check from my grandfather.

• What kind of Halloween present is an inflatable relative? Now I have to pumpkin.

• I'm required to install my daughter's fiancé's towel rack yet again. How I loath these dowel res.