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• Informed adults suggest that high expectations keep children off drugs.

• The marijuana legislation was passed by a joint resolution.

• The two drug dealers, after getting into a car accident, both shared the same walking apparatus. Would they get away with their cocane scheme?

• Did you hear about the man who went trippin' last fall?

• I could not understand why my friend insisted on smoking marijuana while he used his IBM computer. Everyone knows it's a Gateway drug.

• Which drug scheme was our hero in?