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• The ambitious restaurant owner, who dreamed of producing a broadway-style play to be performed in the rear of his building, could not afford the back Rent.

• The military lieutenant had his genitalia chopped off in a freak accident involving the distribution of food portions to the army drama club. If only he had been warned about the dangers of cast ration.

• I had a friend who was cast as a pen in an upcoming play. Unfortunately, he was written out of the script.

• In order to prepare for his challenging duel-role, the actor decided to Hyde backstage.