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• When the surfer was arrested, he chose to wave his right to be silent.

• The cop had no choice but to pull over the eastern European driver. He was clearly Rushin'.

• After hearing the case of the woman who folded her clothes wrong, the jury had no choice but to hanger.

• "Book it!" screamed the librarian as he ran from the cops.

• The only item that the robbers took was a case of caffeinated citrus flavored soda. Sure enough, the victim demanded Dew process.

• The police officer had a fine time with the traffic violator.

• My previous conviction for stealing plastic clothing was immaterial to the case.

• How is it possible to steal lower-back massages? The masseuse charges purloin.

• The two-time offender was a decidedly refined gentleman.

• Dairy was the murder weapon? But her knife!

• Where am I going to store these stolen checks, you ask? Well, I had originally planned to cache them.

• I pilfered several two-jawed machines used for holding articles in place. Now, sadly, I'm a prisoner of my own de vises.

• The museum of executions seemed to favor crucifixions, but, then again, I was only able to view a small cross section of the exhibits.