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• My coat slid under the car. I guess I'll have to jacket.

• It looked as though my new pants might have been hastily sewn, but the salesman assured me that every stitch was exactly as it seamed.

• These light weight shirts that I bought in Denmark are very delicate. I wish they weren't so Dane tee.

• Stop flip-flopping between choices and pick out a pair of sandals.

• I could not buy pants from the midget. He was a short salesman.

• These two-hour documentaries about professional fighters will never sell. You should stick to selling boxer shorts.

• The plumber tried to dislodge the obstruction with a thick-soled shoe, but he only succeed in clogging the drain.

• A simple, one line provision in our contract with the wardrobe manufacturer would have been prevented the confrontation. If only I had possessed the foresight to clause it.

• I can't find the farmer's keys. Maybe I should look in har vest.

• The scheme to grow a crop to be made into clothing was not my primary idea. It was a cottongincy plan.

• Help! The supply of pants is being depleated.

• The suit will fit fine, once I give it a few tux.

• The textile monger loomed over me.

• The lazy tailor slacked off a bit.

• Before starting their commando expedition, the militants were debriefed.

• Never store a wrench in your shoe. I recommend that you socket.

• These ridged pants only cost twenty-five cents? Quarter, Oy!

• I'm just going to replace my smokeable mink coat. It seems that I underestimated the time and effort refir would require.