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• The executive found it humorous that an African American man had been sent to negotiate with him. He was not afraid of being blackmailed.

• My plan is to convert this old asylum into a Home Depot. Of course, it will have to be sanitized first.

• Presently, I am working with a landscaping company as a dirt compressor. It's just a tamp job.

• I thought I was financially set, but then my candle-lighting gigs began to taper off.