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• Selling coffee has its perks.

• When we ran out of Styrofoam cups, the atmosphere in our coffee shop became quite muggy.

• You ask why someone would kiss a tavern? Well, it is a publick facility.

• I own a drinking establishment for black birds. When negotiating a loans, my crow bar can be used as leverage.

• You say that this beverage is non-alcoholic. But where is the proof?

• Visibly upset from the whole ordeal, the grape juice started to wine.

• Alcoholism can be a serious alement.

• Everyone in the bar is depressed. We need morale.