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• How did I know that the small furry animal was not a groundhog? Why, I had to inferret it, of course.

• When I captured the unusual flat-bodied sea creatures, my boat housed an a ray of new species.

• The farmer's new pig enclosure lacked a horizontal piece of wood below the window. The architect really should have drawn the blue prints with a pen-sill.

• The park ranger, caught in the jaws of a giant grizzly, said, "I'm sorry folks, but you'll just have to bear with me."

• The pain of losing the grizzlies was just unbearable.

• The cow was unable to lactate—she stood in udder disbelief.

• The cooperative fur traders beat up a deer. They didn't want to pelt a member of an endangered species.

• Two farmers had been fighting over a prized chicken for years. After the hen's death, both men agreed to bury the hatch it.

• I was decidedly leery of the area of land set aside to house the bovines. Cow wards never accomplish anything.

• One craftsman specializes in the production of patches bearing the likeness of burrowing carnivorous animals. He's quite a badger.

• The two-tailed whale was just a fluke.

• Listening to a bear shuffle through one's belongings can be an in tents experience.

• In order to build the epidermic outhouse, the snake had to shed it's skin.

• You'll never be able to make a kite by tying flippers to your Cabbage Patch Kid. Everyone knows that doll fins can't fly.

• After having an accident on the car's rug, the puppy was stripped of his car pet privileges.

• Horses 1 through 9 have been trained to walk on flat ground. I suggest that you mount ten.