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• Q: What is an unusually stupid cow called?
  A: A mooron.

• Q: What does a cow bring to her math class?
  A: A cowculator.

• Q: What is a cow's favorite rock album?
  A: Dark Side of the Mooon.

• Q: How does a cow keep track of her appointments?
  A: She checks her cowander.

• Q: What is a cow's favorite school subject?
  A: Cowculus.

• Q: What does a cow do in her spare time?
  A: She watches moovies.

• Q: Who is a cow's favorite former Vice President?
  A: Walter Moondale.

• Q: What type of car does the average cow drive?
  A: A Moodel T (or a Moostang.)

• Q: What is a cow's favorite rock band?
  A: Mootley Crue.

• Q: Where does a cow go on vacation?
  A: Moontana (or Cowifornia.)

• Q: What does the average cow earn for her labor?
  A: Mooney.

• Q: What does a cow clean her kitchen with?
  A: Mooop and Glow.

• Q: Who is a cow's favorite Utopian writer?
  A: Thomas Mooore.

• Q: What day do cows dread?
  A: Moonday.